Sunday, July 8, 2018

4th of July 2018 - By the Numbers

Number of "aMARENca" t-shirts I made: 6

Number of people who noticed the pun: 0  :(


Number of adults: 47

Number of teenagers: 15+ (hard to keep track - they kept coming and going)


Number of kids: 60+ (also hard to keep track of)


Number of weeks it's gonna take my lawn to recover from the kid wash: at least 5


Pounds of candy shot from the candy canon: 6


Number of injuries sustained during the candy canon stampede: surprisingly, 0


Number of times I thought to take decent pictures: pretty much 0. Although this one of Bennett is pretty cute!


Number of times the lights fell down: 2 (which is a first - they usually stay put)


(Couldn't think of a number to go here - I just liked that the teens tended to move around the party in a pack.)


Temperature that day: 97+ (105 heat index)

Dew point that day: 8293% (or something like that)


Number of tables full of food: 3 (and we ran out of space!)


This year's collective fireworks budget: $500


Number of hamburgers consumed: 60

Number of hot dogs consumed: 50+


Length of fireworks show: 20 minutes


Amount of ash that fell on me during the show: ... lots.


Number of times I feared for the safety of the fireworks lighters (especially the teenagers): 5+


Number of cases of water drunk (24 pack): 7


Number of sodas drunk: at least 125


Number of times I heard my kids exclaim "This is the best 4th of July ever!": 5 (Tess twice)


Sunday, July 1, 2018

Taipei 2018 - Day 8 - Church and Going Home

Sunday morning was kind of a bummer because it was our last day in Taiwan. Last days of trips are always a bummer - it's so depressing to pack and stuff. However, since our flight didn't leave until the evening, we were still able to do some cool things.

Like go to church! Look - the church is even on the MRT exit sign, which wasn't there 4 years ago.


The ward we went to met in a chapel in the visitor's center next to the temple. We went to a Mandarin speaking ward because the English speaking ward met when we had to check out of the hotel. It was a decent sized ward, only there were probably only 15-20 kids total, everyone else adults, with a smattering of teens. There were a few deacons, and it was fun to see that deacons (12 & 13 year olds) are awkward all over the world!

A nice guy sat next to me and translated the meeting for me, which was cool. He had served a mission in Manchester, England a few years ago and was happy to practice his English (which was really good!). I love going to wards around the world and seeing how the church is the same everywhere.


We only stayed for Sacrament meeting because we had to go check out of the hotel. On the way back I snapped a picture of this odd ad that was near our hotel and that we saw every day. Still can't figure out what it was selling...


We checked out of the hotel (but left our luggage) decided to go to a cafe I had read about online. Lance and Randy needed to do some work stuff and I just wanted a place with good food and good WiFi. (The WiFi at our hotel had been acting up a lot.)

We almost missed the entrance to the cafe; it was kinda hidden. And we definitely raised the median age by quite a bit - it was pretty much a hipster hang out! But the AC, good, and WiFi were great, so we ended up staying for about 3 hours. I ordered this really yummy berry smoothie and udon noodles with veggies and peanut sauce.



My handsome husband worked the entire time! (But that's okay. I had fun just dinking around online and posting to Instagram.)



Eventually I got super antsy and needed to get up and out and move around. Only it was raining. Hard. So we found an underground mall and walked for a bit. The mall itself wasn't that interesting other than being underground, but it was nice to be moving again. (I got used to walking several miles a day!)



We eventually picked up our bags and took the train out to the airport. Lance and I decided to have dinner at Mos Burger, which is a chain we had seen all around. It's fast food burgers, but definitely with an Asian flair. I got a burger with an egg on it and some sort of secret sauce. I don't really remember, but what I do remember is that instead of fries on the side you got chicken nuggets. And there was this little rosemary spice packet you could put on the nuggets and they were the best chicken nuggets ever!


We had a couple of hours to kill at the airport, so we wandered a bit. Taipei's airport is amazing at showcasing Taiwan's culture. About every 3rd gate has some sort of exhibit or theme. This one was all about steamed dumplings and was super cute!


We had a little cash leftover, which wasn't work exchanging back to American currency, so we bought a magnet and this giant bag of mini Kit Kats. The orange flavor was super good. (The kids ate most of these when we got home.)


Here we are, right before getting on the plane - we didn't look nearly as good 15 hours later!


The flight home was uneventful - which is I guess the best you can hope for on a long flight like that! Getting through customs went amazingly quick, but it took over 45 minutes to get our luggage. Gah. And then we had the 3ish hour drive home. We got home just before 2am, and even though it should have felt like 2pm to us, we didn't have any problem collapsing into bed!

And now it's been 3 weeks since we got home. It's always hard to get back into the swing of things after an amazing trip. The jet lag was way worse (took me over a week to get back to normal!) and the kids let us know in several ways that they much preferred the good life with Grandpa and Grandma. But. It was totally worth it. I'm already scheming and trying to figure out where we can go next!

Taiwan 2018 - Day 7 - Elephant Mountain & Taipei 101

Lance and Randy didn't have any meetings on Saturday. (That's the problem with this kind of trip. When we found out we were going Lance hadn't yet solidified all of his work meetings and stuff. But we had to buy the tickets because they were going up in price or selling out. So we ended up staying longer than absolutely necessary, but I think we were all okay with that!) Since we had a free day we decided to hike Elephant Mountain, which had been recommended to all of us by several people.

Elephant Mountain is located to the east of Taipei. It's kinda crazy because it's just solid city for miles and miles and then all of a sudden - Nature! Nature with amazing views.


It was, of course, hot and sticky. But amazingly, not has hot and sticky as it had been. Although we all still sweated a ton.


The hike was more like ultra-stair master. It was just one staircase after another!


We asked Randy to take a picture of us with Taipei 101 in the background. I mean, I guess he did it, but I was thinking the entire building. :)


And Lance asked him to take one to make it look like he was touching the top. Um, no.


Um... maybe?


No. *sigh*


There were lots of great spots to stop and take pictures. And there were lots of friendly locals to "chat" with. (I use the term loosely. Their English wasn't always great and our Mandarin was pretty much non-existent. But, we could always smile and say hello!)


See? City... city... city.. and then lush mountain!





Part of the trail. No clue what was carved on the stone.


Once we were done we decided to go over to Taipei 101. Although Lance and I had visited it last time, Randy hadn't been to the top. And it was cool enough to do again!


The views from the top were great, it was a really clear day.


See those two skinny towers in the center? Our hotel was right next to them. That green area is Da'an park, which was right across the street from our hotel.


The obligatory selfie.


We visited the big damper again. It was still pretty impressive! This time they had videos playing that showed the damper moving during typhoons and earthquakes. In one there was a typhoon blowing and the damper was moving, but people were still in the building and taking pictures in front of the moving damper. NOPE. NOPE NOPE NOPE. I don't know why, but that kind of freaked me out. Who goes to the top of a skyscraper during a typhoon?!?!


They had some cool infinite mirrors in one of the corners this time.



And I thought that twisty building was pretty cool.


We went to the observation deck, but it was SUPER BRIGHT.


We had started the day pretty early, hiked a mountain, and spent quite a bit of time at the top of a skyscraper. By lunchtime we were starving! We decided to take Randy to the same place we had been to the night before. It was a great choice, because he loved it and it was still DELICIOUS. I ordered a different kind of shrimp dumpling this time. There were shrimp on the top and I *think* pork in the bottom part. Makes me want to break out my bamboo steamer just thinking about it...


We crashed after lunch - I think we had really worn ourselves out! But by evening Lance and I decided to venture out again. We did a little Googling and found the Guang-Hua Electronics Bazaar. Since this was Lance's 40th birthday, this seemed like the perfect evening! The Bazaar was this really big building stuffed full of little shops, and all those shops were stuffed full of all sorts of electronics and such. (I don't think Taiwan believes in one-stop shopping, like Wal-Mart or Target. It's all about small shops for different things.) It was just cool to walk around and look at everything. Some shops were so full of stuff there was only room for the owner standing in front. I have no idea how they found anything. Lance looked around but didn't find anything he wanted to buy, but I bought an earbuds converter for the plane ride home for only $2! (Most of the prices were pretty comparable to what you'd find in the states, but $2 was a pretty great deal!)


So then we Googled a bit more and found what we really needed nearby - the Guang-Hua Electronic Plaza, which was basically a night market just for electronics. So cool!


Lance found some key caps he wanted, so Happy Birthday, Lance! (During the day I had been giving him pictures of the kids holding different birthday presents waiting for him at home, because why bring them all the way out? I also gave him the pen I had bought a few days before. I think it was a good birthday!)


Since it was our last night in Taipei we decided to head back to our favorite night market, Raohe. Only, we forgot just how stinkin' crowded night markets are on the weekend. SO CROWDED. You could barely walk or move! So we'd dart into shops here and there to cool off and escape the herd. We found one with a bunch of odd shirts - like this one. That was a child's shirt.



I loved this one. Energetic New York Jerns. I almost bought some for my upcoming trip to NYC.


I don't know if I've mentioned this before, but night markets also have lots of games. Apparently the Taiwanese LOVE games! Think like carnival games and those claw games that grab stuff, balloon popping games, and things like this - you can catch goldfish. I don't know what happens with the fish, but those kids were so happy about getting to play! The lady on the side eating is the owner of the game. (Totally casual at the night market!)


It was stinkin' hot again and we'd had a big lunch, which meant we didn't have huge appetites. But it was still fun to look at all the cool food. Like these ginormous french fries. Cole (our resident french fry addict) was disappointed we didn't buy those.


There were lots of conch shells on the grill at most night markets, too.


We did get some tasty grilled Chinese sausages, and this amazing crepe thing stuffed with chocolate mousse, ice cream, mango, and brownie thingies. Delish.



I loved this sign; it tickled me for some reason. Run run, spoon!


It was so crowded it just wasn't as fun as it had been earlier in the week, but I'm still glad we went.