Cole vs. Church

We're still have so very much fun with Cole at church.  (Is there a sarcastic font?  Because I really need it.)

After a very long Sacrament Meeting with Cole we finally reached the closing hymn.  While we were singing it Cole started acting up again.  So I decided to try to distract him from his bad behavior.

Me (loudly whispering into his ear): Cole!  Cole!  It's time for nursery!  Do you want to go to nursery?

Cole (looking at me with those huge blue eyes): Yes!  Nursery!

Then he started wiggling out of my lap to go to nursery.

Me: No, Cole!  Nursery is after the song and prayer.  After!  Then we will go to nursery!

Cole: After?  All gone?

Me: Yes!  First song, then prayer, then nursery.

Cole (shaking his little fist in righteous indignation toward the chorister and organist): All done!  Stop it!  STOP IT!!

Then it was me misbehaving in Sacrament meeting because I could not stop laughing.