Kidisms

Me: I think I'm coming down with a cold.

Tess: I'm not. I'm coming up with a hot.

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Cole: We are doing all of the fireworks tonight at dark o'clock pm!

Me: At what time?

Cole (rolling his eyes, speaking slowly): dark o'clock pm.

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Tess: What day is it?

Me: Friday.

Tess: No. What other day is it?

Me: Ummm... the day before Saturday?

Tess: NO. WHAT OTHER DAY IS IT?

Me: Oh, July the 3rd?

Tess: Yes, you are right.