I caught a lucky break today when I caught Cole right after he had unzipped my make-up bag. Had I been 30 seconds later I'm pretty sure I would have walked into a disaster.
Lance reports that he found the boy in the refrigerator yesterday. The refrigerator. Apparently the door was still open about 1/2 an inch. Needless to say, the fridge is now locked.
The child also likes to stand on the slippery edge of the bathtub, jump down the stairs to the basement, knowingly walk in front of kids who are swinging, and run out into busy streets despite my frantic screams to stop.
In my years as a mother I have decided this: you simply cannot be the mother of a toddler and not believe in some sort of higher power. There is no other explanation as to how they do all that they do and still live.
The child has 9 lives. And twice as many guardian angels.
2 comments:
I truly believe that all active boys have a troupe/gaggle/flock/? of guardian angels at all times. What exactly do you call a large group of angels? There is no way most, if not all, little boys would make it to adulthood without them.
True True True- I have 2 kids (1 girl and 1 boy) and I seriously didn't realize how different boys are until I had one of my own. It's like having my own Evil Kinevel around 24 hours a day. He literally bust my nerves!!!!
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