The Week in Numbers

• Loads of laundry: 14
• Meals prepared: 20
• Meals that fell apart so that I had to resort to ordering pizza: 1
• Tantrums: lost count after 25
• Diapers changed: 39,520
• Messes cleaned: 83 and counting
• Beatles songs sung to a cranky baby: 6 (Here Comes the Sun, A Hard Day's Night, Yellow Submarine, Help!, I Am the Walrus, and Love Me Do)
  
• Bugs that flew down my throat: 2 (what's up with that?!)
• Weird Al songs sung to a 3 and 5 year old: 2 (Eat It and The Saga Begins)
• Times I ate leftover pasta salad that I made for the neighborhood picnic on Saturday (we showed up late and most people had already eaten): 8
• Times Joshie said "You're mean, Mommy!": 4
• Times Joshie tried to sweet-talk me into giving him a cookie: 8
• Times it worked: 2
• Times Spencer hit Josh: 5
• Times Spencer went to time out for hitting Josh: 5
• Times Josh deserved to be hit: 5 (Okay, no one deserves to be hit. But if I were Spencer I would've done the same thing.)
  
• Times I was spit up on: 48,108