Excerpt from an all-to-real conversation I had this morning.
Josh: Hey Mommy! Guess what I want to give [insert name of little girl we know from church]?
Me (honestly intrigued): What?
Josh: A rose!
Me: Wha...?
Josh: Yeah, I want to give her a rose on Terraria!
Me: Okaaayy... Why?
Josh: Because guirrels [girls] like flowers. Then [little girl's name] would have something pretty to put in her hair. Gueirrels like to have pretty things in their hair!
Me: You're very observant, Josh.
Josh: Yeah. I know.
Pay special attention, uncles Kyle and Kevin - you could learn a thing or two about women from Josh! ;) (So far we know that girls like babies and girls like pretty things in their hair. Use this super-knowledge only for good, not for evil!)
1 comment:
Keep an eye on that boy.
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