Sunday, February 26, 2012

The Stomach Flu's Hit List 2.0

Cole
Tess
Maren
Josh
Spencer
Lance

The flu got poor Spencer this evening.  That means Lance is now the last man standing.  How long do you think he can hold out?  Well, if I were a betting woman, I would bet that Lance will dodge this bullet.  This is based on the fact that he hardly ever gets sick.  (Whereas I get all of the germs.  Lucky me.)  So we'll see.

Cole got sick again last night, so who knows - we might be seeing a round two of this madness.  I'm really, really, REALLY praying that it was just a random thing and not a sign of things to come for the rest of us.

We all stayed home from church today in order not to spread all our germs.  You're welcome.  I feel like we need some sort of plague flag outside our front door or something.

I'm starting to feel decent again, unless I stand up for too long.  Then I get nauseous and am worthless for a good 15 minutes.  Hopefully I'll be over this part soon or the house is gonna look just awesome.  And by awesome I mean disgusting.

I wish I had a good story or joke or something funny the kids said.  But I don't, because the flu is not much for good stories, jokes, or saying funny things.  Sorry.

1 comment:

Bonnie said...

What I wish for is a fairy godmother who waves her wand washing, folding and putting away clothes in a single wave; then follows through with another wave or two to showcase a sanitized and spotless kitchen and rooms that have gone from "awesome" to presentable; and to top it all off has the soothing smell of chicken soup and fresh baked bread coming from the oven. One can dream; it makes the reality a little more manageable.

Hope you all--and by that I mean Maren especially--feel better soon!