CAUTION: Feral Child on the Loose

CAUTION.

One feral child has been seen on the loose at the Madsen residence.

Answers to: Tess, Tess-bess, Tessie, Messy Tessie, Tessie-pie, and Hey You.

Sounds like: a screaming banshee, a singing little girl, a bear, a lion, and sometimes a puppy.

Last seen: running across the living room, screeching at the top of her lungs.

Refuses to: have her hair combed, wear anything other than the dress pictured, stop growing up and becoming such a big girl, pose for the camera, smile for the camera, take long naps, hold still for poopy diaper changes, eat anything other than fruit snacks at snack time, and acknowledge Mommy's protests against eating dirt.

Likes: dancing in the kitchen with Mommy, drinking milk and reading books on mom and dad's bed, singing the ABCs and Popcorn Popping, throw food off of the table when she's done, rolling around in sand, having Daddy hold her RIGHT when he gets home, and chase Josh around with sticks.

This feral child is dangerously cute.  If you see her, proceed with caution.