Cole's To-Do List for the Day

Cole's To-Do List

Wednesday, April 11th

Cole's a pretty busy little fellow - it's amazing that he was able to  accomplish everything on his list for the day!

1. Get syrup all over face, hair, and hands.  Refuse to take a bath.
2. Admit defeat to Momma and take a short bath.  Run around naked for a while.
3. Whine to play with Momma's phone all the way to Josh's preschool.
4. Whine about having to go to aerobics class with Momma.
5. Punch another kid while at aerobics.
6. Sit in time-out.
7. Play with Momma's phone while at the grocery store.
8. Have a tantrum when Momma takes the phone away after we're done at the store.
9. Eat lunch.
10. Beat Momma and Josh at a killer game of Chutes and Ladders.
11. Whine and cry for Momma's phone and follow in her footsteps, up and down every hill and around every corner, as she mows the lawn.  For the entire hour and fifteen minutes.
12. Refuse to tell Momma what I want for snack.
13. Throw a magnificent tantrum when I don't get the snack I want.
14. Bother Momma every 37 seconds whiles she's in the shower.
15. Throw another tantrum when she locks the door to the bathroom.
16. Jump up and down on Momma as she tries to take a short break on the couch.  
17. Whine and cry to watch Sesame Street on Momma's computer on her bed.
18. Spill juice all over the kitchen floor, effectively ending Momma's short break.
19. Play outside with Spencer and Josh.
20. Have a pretty good diaper blowout. (**Make sure Tess is still on board for having one at the same time.**)
21. Whine and cry and cling to Momma's legs while she's tries to make dinner and help Spencer with his homework.
22. Try to steal Spencer's homework.  
23. Try to color on Spencer's homework.
24. Try to steal the half-cooked chicken out of the pan.  Yell and holler when Momma yells and hollers to not touch it because it is hot.
25. Beg, whine, and cry for a banana exactly 15 minutes before dinner.
26. Make a decent mess at dinner, but still eat about twice as much as brothers.
27. Fuss and cry when Momma leaves to take Spencer to the library.
28. Go to bed.