Josh comes walking into my bedroom.
Josh: Which finger is my middle finger? Is it this one?
You can imagine the scene I beheld as I turned around to discover Josh with both hands - and middle fingers - up.
Me: Umm... yes. Those are your middle fingers.
Josh (holding one finger up higher and out to me): Can you help me put the yo-yo on it?
You can also imagine the conversation that we then had about inappropriate hand gestures and cultural mores.
Josh: But why? Why is it bad?
Me: It just is. That's just the way things are.
Josh: (Holding up both fingers - again - in a rather plaintive manner.) But how will I yo-yo?! HOW CAN I YO-YO?!!?
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