Attractive

Josh: Mommy, why are people with glasses so much more attractive?

(I promise, he said attractive.  I think the lady at the optometrist office must have said something like this.)

Me: Because they make you look smarter.  And everyone knows that people who are smarter are much more attractive.

Josh: Yeah, that makes sense.  I thought so.

Spencer (who had been listening in and suddenly realizing what this means for his glasses-less self): HEY!

Man alive, first graders are a hoot!