Saturday, March 7, 2015

Starring Tess

Setting: Sam's Club, 7ish pm

Characters: Me, pushing a heavily laden cart; Tess, sitting in the cart front seat; Spencer, Josh, and Cole clamboring and running around the cart and up and down the aisles

Begin scene: Tess has the hiccups. She lets out a particularly belchy one.

Tess: Hey! I tooted in my mouth!

Spencer, Josh, and Cole literally fall to the floor, laughing.

Tess sits up straighter, reveling in her potty humor glory and attention.

The joke is repeated - many times - throughout the rest if the trip.

End scene.

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