Being a mom is always, if nothing else, consistently entertaining. Here are a few things I have found myself saying lately. (Some of them fairly often.)
"Do you want to get dressed or run around naked for a bit?" "Naked." "Get to it, then."
"Why is there a single church sock in the trunk of the van?"
"Why are you hiding in my closet?"
"Who locked you in the pantry?"
"School is good for you. And for me. Mostly for me."
"Mikey Mouse would NOT approve of this."
"Well, I'm not sure what you expected. Water is WET."
"Yes, Harry does yell a lot in this one. Well, he's angry. And a teenager." (Discussing Harry Potter #5.)
"Please take that marble out of your belly button."
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