Cole: Why don't you have to go to school?
Me: I already went to all the school. I'm all done.
Cole: But why don't you have to go anymore?
Me: Because I already know everything.
Cole (totally buying it): Huh. Okay.
Excellent.
(Irony: the older I get the more I realize how very little I know. But as long as I can pronounce words like 'Czechoslavokia', the ruse will stand with this child!)
Me: I already went to all the school. I'm all done.
Cole: But why don't you have to go anymore?
Me: Because I already know everything.
Cole (totally buying it): Huh. Okay.
Excellent.
(Irony: the older I get the more I realize how very little I know. But as long as I can pronounce words like 'Czechoslavokia', the ruse will stand with this child!)
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