Mmmmm... grubs

This is a real conversation I had with Spencer on Tuesday. I was in the kitchen re-potting some plants.

Spencer: Mommy, I need some grubs.
Me: Grubs.
Spencer: Yes, I need grubs.
Me: What do you need grubs for?
Spencer: Because.
Me: Do you know what grubs are?
Spencer: Yes.
Me: What are they?
Spencer: I don't know.
Me: Grubs are bugs. Do you want bugs?
Spencer: But I need some grubs!
Me: What are you, a bear? Bears eat grubs. Are you a bear?
Spencer: Yes.
Me: You're a bear today? Roawwrr!
Spencer: Yes. No. I'm not a bear! I need grubs. To help you!
Me: To help me? Grubs won't help me.
Spencer: Like you. I need Spencer grubs.
Me: OH! GLOVES! You want gloves.
Spencer: Yes, grubs.
Me: Gluuvvss. Say gloves.
Spencer: Grubs.
Me: Guh-luv-ess. Guh-luv-ess.
Spencer: Glubs.
Me: Close enough.