An Actual Conversation I Had Today

(Side note: we had been discussing Halloween and monsters earlier.)

Me: Spencer, what do ghosts say?

Spencer:  Huh?

Me: Ghosts.  Halloween.  What do ghosts say?

Spencer: Their prayers.

Me: Wha?  No, no... I... okaaaayyy... what do ghosts say in their prayers?

Spencer: Help!  My pigs are missing!

Me: ???  Omigosh!  You are so funny!

Spencer: Yeah, I know.