30 Years of Lance Quiz

Okay, despite the fact that I forgot to do the whole singing-blow-out-the-candles-take-the-picture thing for Lance's birthday last night, I did do one thing right: the 30 Years of Lance Quiz! I gave everyone the quiz to see how well they knew the birthday boy. The winner won fame, fortune, bragging rights, and a basketball hoop that goes over a garbage can. (Too cool right?) The loser? Shame, teasing, and losing the right to call Lance 'friend'. (Okay, maybe not that. But Tad was teased.)

And the big winner was... Heidi! Funny, right? I guess that means one of two things: she's a really good guesser, or I talk about Lance way too much around her. (She would admit to neither.)

How well do you know Lance? Are you is best or worst friend? The first person to get all (or the most) right by 8pm EST Friday night will win a fantabulous prize, comparable to what Heidi got to take home.

30 Years of Lance Quiz

1. Where was Lance born?
a. Toronto, Canada, eh?
b. Vista, California
c. Provo, Utah
d. Otterbein, Indiana

2. In what was Lance born?
a. The hospital
b. The side of the road
c. In a barn
d. At home

3. What is Lance’s middle name?
a. William
b. Bernard
c. Dance
d. Vigo

4. Lance is the:
a. Oldest child
b. Middle child
c. Youngest child
d. Only child

5. Where did Lance serve his
mission?
a. Miami, Florida
b. Hamburg, Germany
c. Los Angeles, California
d. London, England

6. What level did Lance get to in
Scouting?
a. Star
b. Wolf
c. Bear
d. Eagle

7. How old was Lance when he met
his baby momma… a.k.a. Maren?
a. 17
b. 22
c. 5
d. 14

8. What is Lance’s favorite food?
a. Italian
b. Thai
c. Mexican
d. Junk

9. What is Lance’s all-time favorite
TV show?
a. Lost
b. The Simpsons
c. Transformers
d. Desperate Housewives

10. What has Lance never done?
a. Biked through Death Valley
b. Had a gay roommate
c. Built a giant pyramid out of
school chairs
d. Been to the Grand Canyon