A Few Thoughts from Cole

1. If the burp cloth is just out of reach, I will most definitely spit up. All over me. And you.
2. If you are wearing a v-neck shirt I will wait until just the right moment to spit up all down inside your shirt. (Extra points if you have to change as well!)
   
3. My first smile will be at my big brother. The second at my other big brother. Not the mother who gave all her energy and strength growing me for ten months and birthing me.
4. For some inexplicable reason, I just love the Plain White T's song "1 2 3 4". Seriously, I get this happy look on my face whenever I hear it.
5. I like to nap. Just not in my crib. On my Boppy on the guest bed or couch? Zzzzzz....
6. Yeah, that whole "'Does this suit make me look fat?' 'No, your face does'" line from Tommy Boy? It's getting a little old. (Just leave a baby and his chins alone!)
7. Don't think a baby can have a diaper blowout without getting anything on his onesie but smearing your pants? I'll show you!
8. No!!! I don't need to be burped! Quit it! I feel fine! I... BUUURRRRAAAPPPP! Ooh, that's better.
9. Noooo! I don't want to be in my car seat anymore! Take me out. NOW. Hellloooo? Is anyone listening to me? I said GET ME OUT!!!! I ...... Zzzzzzzzz.