I Love Chocolate Cake

Conversation at dinner tonight:

Joshie: I hate Mommy!  I hate her!
(Note: This is because I refused to buy cotton candy for his entire preschool class.)

Me: Meh.

Joshie: I hate Mommy!  I love Daddy!  I love Daddy more than chocolate cake!

Lance: Do you like chocolate cake?

Joshie (without missing a beat): No.