Me: What is that on the floor - wait - IS THAT BLOOD?!??!
Boys & Tess: *crickets chirping*
Me: Whose blood is this?!
Tess: That is mine. It is my mouth blood.
Me: What?! Are you okay? What happened?
Tess: I bit my tongue.
Me (looking at the boys): And none of you noticed this? There's blood EVERYWHERE!!
Boys: *crickets chirping* ... ... No...
Me: How could you not see your sister bleeding this much?
*It should be noticed there were blood spatters all over the basement carpet, on the walls, and on one of our folding tables.*
Spencer: We just didn't see it!
Josh: She didn't say anything!
Me: That's because she was too busy bleeding everywhere....
Cole: NO. NO MOUTH BLOOD.
I spent the next 15 minutes scrubbing blood and cleaning up with nary an offer to help.
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