Sunday, April 12, 2015

Just A Typical Sunday Night at the Madsen Home

Me: What is that on the floor - wait - IS THAT BLOOD?!??!

Boys & Tess: *crickets chirping*

Me: Whose blood is this?!

Tess: That is mine. It is my mouth blood.

Me: What?! Are you okay? What happened?

Tess: I bit my tongue.

Me (looking at the boys): And none of you noticed this? There's blood EVERYWHERE!!

Boys: *crickets chirping* ... ... No...

Me: How could you not see your sister bleeding this much?

*It should be noticed there were blood spatters all over the basement carpet, on the walls, and on one of our folding tables.*

Spencer: We just didn't see it!

Josh: She didn't say anything!

Me: That's because she was too busy bleeding everywhere....

Cole: NO. NO MOUTH BLOOD.

I spent the next 15 minutes scrubbing blood and cleaning up with nary an offer to help.

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