Kitchen Numbers

Number of times I've swept the kitchen floor today: 3

Items of food that have fallen to the floor:
- 3/4 of a piece of buttered toast (buttered side down)
- one whole piece of pizza (cheese side down)
- one whole chocolate cupcake (frosting side down)

Number of spots of skillet lasagna I have found and scrubbed off of the kitchen wall today: 12+

Number of times I have gotten after Josh for throwing food in the kitchen today: 3

Number of times I have been ignored by Josh today: 3

Number of bites of lunch the boys ate today: 4

Number of snacks the boys demanded this afternoon: 4

Number of cupcakes I baked today because I craved them: 24

Number eaten by Josh: 1

Number demanded by Josh: 5