The Rules of Toddler Fight Club

1. You do not talk about TODDLER FIGHT CLUB.

2. You DO NOT talk about TODDLER FIGHT CLUB.

3. If someone says "Stop" or "Quit that" or "DO NOT DO THAT AGAIN", keep going, at least until you go limp or tap out.  Then the fight is over.

(Seriously, Tess?  You're smiling for THIS photo?!?  Blasted baby!!!)

4. Only a toddler and an inanimate object can fight. (Like, say, for instance... a shower wall...)

5. One fight at a time.

6. No shoes.  Shirt optional.  Diaper a must.

7.  Fights will go on as long as they have to - or until a parent intervenes.

8. If this is your first night at TODDLER FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.

(Don't know the reference?  Really?  Reeeallly?  Well, then check this out.)