Sunday, January 6, 2008

Primary Proverbs

Child #1: And then my horse, Cat, went in the stable and...
Child #2: The horse and the cat went in the stable at the same time?
Child #1: No, the horse is Cat.
Child #2: What? The horse is a cat?
Child #1: No, the horse's name is Cat.
Me (interrupting): And Who is on first!
*The conversation stops and the kids look at my like I'm nutso.

Child #1: Can I touch you?
Child #2: No.
Child #1: Why not?!
Child #2: Because you punch.

*I only have three kids who come regularly in my class this year. Fortunately, they were three of the most entertaining. So I suspect Primary Proverbs (when I remember them!) will continue in full force!

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