Primary Proverbs

After a 2 week hiatus, it was business as usual today at church. A few of my favorites:

• "This is Billy. He's 10 - and he's my uncle!" (It was true - he really was his uncle.)
• While giving a prayer - "And please bless that we'll get lots of fun toys to play with on Christmas morning..."
• "I could either tickle him or hurt him. I think I'll hurt him."
• Upon discovering that we were singing another song that he didn't know - "Uh-oh. I think I've hit another dead end."